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My Resume!


Hidr

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My friend sent me this, yes she is that old. lolMy resum?!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

But wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

But that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

But just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

But any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

But didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

But the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

But they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

But had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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:rofl I don't know where you get them Hidr. They always always have me laughing out loud. I love them. Don't stop with them please!!!!!!!!

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