Regular Member Hidr Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 Truths For Mature Adults 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the dickens are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member number20121 Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 This is so funny and so true. About 80% of those things are very very very familiar to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Quasi Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 (edited) And you make me feel old Edited November 12, 2010 by Quasi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member kshepherd87 Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 Hilarious and so true! That really brightened my dull afternoon at work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Rebecca Hampshire Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 (edited) I honestly can say I did this....... regarding the last one! Edited November 12, 2010 by U.K. Becs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Sakura Posted November 12, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 12, 2010 21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. All the time! These are great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member seheap Posted November 15, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 15, 2010 Those are ALL me! Have you been stalking me and reading my thoughts, Hidr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member blackteles Posted November 16, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 16, 2010 #23 really hurt, Hidr! They're all good ones! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Nomi Posted November 27, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted November 27, 2010 #5 - How do you fold a fitted sheet? I always just end up rolling them up. Also, the rest are unnervingly accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporter Helen Posted January 28, 2011 Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2011 #23 really hurt, Hidr! before or after you laughed Mr D? #5 - How do you fold a fitted sheet? I always just end up rolling them up. ditto.. and i'm still clueless even after watching my mum do this a million times but my favourite which isn't listed? sunnies on head and running around the house trying to find them!! LOOOOL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member spillie Posted January 28, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 28, 2011 I cant fold a fitted sheet either-at this age! My secret shame--maybe we need a self help group! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member dogsbykat Posted January 28, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 28, 2011 Those are fantastic...and so true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member mjbubbles Posted January 28, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 28, 2011 I have reached #11 at work now. Unfortunately, still have 4 hours until I can leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin koko Posted January 28, 2011 Admin Share Posted January 28, 2011 Those are so true and so funny.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member number20121 Posted January 29, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 29, 2011 4, 8, 16, 17 and ESPECIALLY 18 are SO me.what?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Lola_Granola Posted January 29, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 29, 2011 #21 and #23!!! Love it! These are all awesome! Thanks for sharing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member ashlee18 Posted January 29, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted January 29, 2011 I usually decide for #11 before I even clock into work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member rai-nbow Posted February 21, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted February 21, 2011 17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. I KNOW RIGHT ^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member alistairw Posted February 21, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted February 21, 2011 That's brightened up my Monday morning at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Seymoura Posted February 24, 2011 Regular Member Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) OK, I'm a closet Martha Stewart fan --- these instructions on folding a fitted sheet are fairly straightforward, and do work --- the trick is laying the sheet on a flat surface after matching up all the corners! Edited February 24, 2011 by Seymoura 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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