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Two Bats


Hidr

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Two Bats

Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goesHome with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth.

The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all thatBlood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."

After a while the second bat leads them to a cave.

He says,"You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."

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Hahaha.

Speaking of bats, a few weeks ago we had one flying around our house. He hid somewhere and we couldn't find him. Come 2 o'clock in the morning I'm in my room awake still laying in bed with the light on and he starts flying around my room! He was HUGE, scary as heck.

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Funny :whatjust:. Thanks for your jokes Hidr, I always enjoy them.

Feeling very PMS right now I had a bad intuition about where this was going so relived to find it was was it was :ignore

Interesting fact: bats are only found where the air is good not polluted. I heard...

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