Regular Member Hidr Posted October 16, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 16, 2010 In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member blackteles Posted October 16, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 16, 2010 LMAO...10 bonus points to Hidr! These are GREAT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member dogsbykat Posted October 16, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 16, 2010 Those are great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Cynders Posted October 17, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 17, 2010 Love it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Trinket Posted October 17, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 17, 2010 Oh these are FANTASTIC!! Each one. I love the repair shop one, its just tooooooooooo much. thanks for the laughs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member number20121 Posted October 17, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 17, 2010 Those just made my day :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member devilduck Posted October 17, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 17, 2010 You made me snort! I have a cold!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular Member Lupin Posted October 17, 2010 Regular Member Share Posted October 17, 2010 Same here, Sarah.lol It's been cold here so I got a bit of colds right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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