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Stupid Fish Poetry

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Just Tell Me Already!

There is only one thing that I wish

And I want it from an orange fish :gfish:

I would be so gratified

If your gender were identified. :idont

You've had more than a year to grow

Isn't it time you let me know? :please

It isn't very nice of you

Not to give me a single clue :tantrum

I've waited so long for a single egg

and you just keep on pulling my leg. :why:

if you never had fry it would be a pity

or are you a boy who just looks pretty? :fishtank

I keep my fingers crossed just in case

but if you're a boy, why don't you chase? :goldfish:

The boys aren't chasing you so far,

but I haven't seen a single star. :photo:

You still might be a Chickey though

But maybe you're still Dickey Moe. :krazy:

How long will you keep me in the dark,

My little orange question mark?? :r030:

Rachel

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All I have to say is 2 kudos! Great poem and I think we ALL can say we feel what you're sayin'!

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oh my gosh that is adorable!

hahah! gave me a real good laugh.

i totally love it.

:D

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Rachel can I share the one you wrote for me when Biggles ate his sibling fry? It was so hilarious. Let me go find it...

That one was really good too btw. I didn't know Chickey was so gender secretive.

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:clapping: What a great poem!

I hope Chickey reveals him/herself soon...

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click, click, click, click, click, click... get it?..... like beatnik poets?... they snap their fingers instead of clap? Okaaay..... never mind! :rofl but, I think we need to dub Rachel the official Goldfish Coffeehouse poet.... the Mr. Biggles poem was hilarious! :rockon

Edited by lynda441

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That poem pretty much cheered me up after I lost Renoir! It was humorous enough to make me stiffle several giggles! Please do write more! :heart

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:thanks AWWWW shucks! Thanks folks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Trinket: Yes, Chickey/Dickey is not being very forthcoming about his/her identity. How many times do I have to change my user name to accomodate that capricious little carrot?

HE may have given himself away today. I saw him trying to get up Taffy's tailfeather. That seems like a very boylike thing to do. But I have seen a female chase a female before just for the eggs. So who knows. :idont the mystery continues....

So....How are Biggles and Noddy these days??

'

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you spash my face

at such a pace.

and then swim off like its a race.

i watch you day and night

full filling your every delight.

but wait?

i've just seen the light!

who owns who again?

sorry to jump in i could'nt help myself lol

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that's a good one!

here is one from a while back:

An ungrateful fish swims in my tank

He gets fed but I don't get thanked

and for all the clean water,

don't you think I oughta? :D

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:teehee

That is so cute!! When you say "Stupid Fish Poetry," you must really mean that the fish is stupid (for hiding its gender) and not that the poetry is stupid-- it is wonderful!!!

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thanks! Sometimes I just get silly. :D You don't get to see the really bad ones :D I have one that begins: That's the longest poop i've ever seen........(this is where the "stupid" comes in) :rofl

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OMG I simply MUST know!!!

The longest poop I've ever seen

Was big and thick and brown and green.....

AH! Cooperative Koko's goldfish poetry!! Line by line!

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WoW that's really close!

That's the longest poop I've ever seen

My little speckeld poop machine

It's mostly brown with bits of green

and even bubbles in between :rofl

your turn...... :rofl

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The food I feed gives such a sheen

To my little poop machine

The tank it makes hard to clean

With algae brown and algae green

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I would like to make a bet

on just how long that poop can get

I won't touch it, so I'll have to guess

it's 5 inches, can't be less :bounce

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Maybe I should feed some peas

That little face is begging, "please?"

That heavy food is sure to bloat

Don't want my little fish to float

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It is such a distressing poo

I think I should stop feeding you

You've had pellets, shrimp and such

Who knew you would eat so much?

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They tell me "oh, just once a day"

But really, I just can't stay away

You're always swimming near the top

And feeding you, I just can't stop...

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Your cute little face and gentle pleading

is what caused your overfeeding

and now you have poop that's long and rude

How much more will you extrude?

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:rofl This is some quality stuff! Thomas just got home and I read it back to him-- when I got to your last one, I could barely read it I was laughing so hard!!!

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you're really good at this! I thought I would haved "blinked" by now!! but I still have a few more...... :D so.... Does Thomas have the poetry knack too?

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