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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to  the hospital..

While on the operating table she had a near death  experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"               

God said, "No, you have another 43  years, 2 months and 8 days to live."         

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and  have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. 

She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and  brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she  might as well make the most of it.                     

After her last operation, she  was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was  killed by an ambulance.    
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull  me from out of the path of the ambulance?"           


God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize  you."




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