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1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

 

 

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Very true!

Law of Computers - By the time IT makes it over to your desk to fix a problem with your computer, the problem will have resolved itself.

Happens to me every time! :rofl

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LOL.  When I was building a pond, I came in the house cussing.   My son was there, and I said, "You have a cement block wall.  Each block has one rebar through one of the holes in the block.  You drill a hole in a block.  What is the probability you hit the rebar?"

 

He begins figuring the area on the block and the diameter of the rebar, and I say,"You are forgetting the most important law in experimental science."  He pauses for a moment, and says, "Murphy's Law!  The probability is one!"   Correct answer.  Not too bad for someone whose graduate degrees are in math and music.

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